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Old Apr 11, 2006, 11:36 AM // 11:36   #241
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777) when you play more than you sleep per day (-guilty )
778) when you go to sleep while in fow-uw so you can farm it in the morning while your district doesnt have favor
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Old Apr 11, 2006, 03:34 PM // 15:34   #242
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779) when you post on the forums even when its during computer class.
EDIT: Sancho est el Panza!!!
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Old Apr 11, 2006, 03:41 PM // 15:41   #243
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780) When you kill yourself ROFLing at this: http://media.putfile.com/LFG-for-hall-of-heroes

781) When you scream abuse at your computer every time you die, so loudly that one day your computer blows up.
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Old Apr 12, 2006, 06:35 PM // 18:35   #244
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782.) when your girlfriend leaves you because you are more interested in your female ele...............thankfully my g/f looks like my female ele...oh yes
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Old Apr 12, 2006, 06:38 PM // 18:38   #245
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783) when your boyfriend asks you a question in rl and you act out the /no emote for female monks as a response >_< (yes i actually did this...)
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Old Apr 18, 2006, 05:32 AM // 05:32   #246
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784) When you begin posting a "biggest jerk" encounter and suddenly realize it was only a dream.

785) When you think that going out into the snow covered mountains in a nightie will not pose a problem.
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Old Apr 18, 2006, 06:02 AM // 06:02   #247
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786)when you fear those same mountains becuse of the small men and their yaks hiding there
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Old Apr 18, 2006, 06:04 AM // 06:04   #248
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780) When you kill yourself ROFLing at this: http://media.putfile.com/LFG-for-hall-of-heroes



that was the funniest thing i have heard in my entire life. ROFLMAO

he's like: 'are you noob?' and 'type slash rank'


lmao this is truly great.... yea i'm addicted

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Old Apr 18, 2006, 08:01 AM // 08:01   #249
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You go to the grand canyon with a bag full of snot and broken glass and ask everyone "Where if the FoW Crafter!"
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Old Apr 18, 2006, 10:43 AM // 10:43   #250
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787) When you're talking to someone IRL and you wait for the Vent 'blip' to go off so that you know they've heard you.
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Old Apr 20, 2006, 07:16 AM // 07:16   #251
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788: When you attack neon signs because you think they are bosses
789: When you run away from public toilets becuase the straining noises sound like trolls
800: When you are driving along and you look up for the radar so you can know where you are going
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Old Apr 24, 2006, 01:01 AM // 01:01   #252
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801: when w/e means "Primary warrior profession with elementalist secondary profession" instead of whatever
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Old Apr 24, 2006, 01:04 AM // 01:04   #253
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802: if u say goodknight instead of goodnight
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Old Apr 24, 2006, 01:08 AM // 01:08   #254
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803: when you don't worry about getting electric shocks because "its only 50 damage and a knock down, nothing to worry about"
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Old Apr 24, 2006, 12:09 PM // 12:09   #255
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804) you see a deer in a forest and say:"WHERZ DE R3 NOOBZ!!!!!!!11!!1" (with the 1 while calling)
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Old Apr 25, 2006, 12:12 AM // 00:12   #256
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I managed to read about 5 pages before losing interest, so sorry if I repeat.

-You knife someone you don't like to death, then attempt to reassemble his organs into a bone horror
-You stare at your teacher very hard, attempting to perform Vampiric Gaze.
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Old Apr 25, 2006, 03:09 PM // 15:09   #257
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I managed to read about 5 pages before losing interest, so sorry if I repeat.

805) You knife someone you don't like to death, then attempt to reassemble his organs into a bone horror
806) You stare at your teacher very hard, attempting to perform Vampiric Gaze.
Bold is what I change for you. Its correct anyway

807) you go to a aluminium foundry and you think you're at Sorrow Furnace.
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Old Apr 25, 2006, 04:23 PM // 16:23   #258
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808 Everyday seeing my x400 stacks of green dye.
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Old May 01, 2006, 12:35 AM // 00:35   #259
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I realised I had played GW too long when after 6 consecutive hours of play without essential breaks (you know bathroom break, eating and stuff) when I eventually pulled myself away from the screen, I had such a stiff neck I couldn't move my head (literally) for 2 days afterwards.
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Old May 01, 2006, 12:45 AM // 00:45   #260
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809. when you ask your teacher when do you get out of the pre
810. when you walk up to the store clerk and say WTB
811. after an earth quake you yell everyone run the ele if about to cast aftershock next
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